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an open letter to my first grade teacher

Dear Mrs. G,

You're a dirty troach!! I hope I got to the point quickly enough. If you don't recall, you told me and my parents that I was slow during parent-teacher-student conferences. I never really thought much of it, but it must have left an impact on me considering that I still remember it. Anyhow, I'm not going to go into IQ tests and A.D.D., but let's just leave it at a few facts:

1) I was one of the smartest, if not THE smartest, kid in the class.

2) I wasn't challenged by your color-by-number bullshit; I had more creative things to draw.

3) You're an unbelievable shiteating religious fundamentalist skunt.

Fuck off and die.

As always,

Abu Gingy


abu gingy returns, bitchfest begins

I was too busy to post while I was in school. Let's just say that law school sucks, St. Louis sucks even harder, and living in the suburbs blows (if you can call it living). Exposure to ungodly levels of ragweed has caused me to develop asthma. Asthma goddamnit! I keep getting into close calls and even accidents on the road. When I mow down a pedestrian and get sued, they'd better hold the state of Missouri liable for giving me a license in the first place. Cocksuckers.

Anyhow, I dropped out and I'm heading back east in a week.

Since I'm totally unproductive, I figure I should at least start blogging again, so keep you eyes peeled!